Bush's Plan for Iraq

**JFDevil** · February 2nd, 2007, 03:36 PM

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

February 2nd, 2007, 07:40 PM

I've heard it before but it's still funny and would probably work...... [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

**TheBeast** · February 3rd, 2007, 09:41 AM

Need to replace West Virginia with Virginia. [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

Don't forget that the only reason there is a West Va is tht they sided with the North and The real VA was the capital of the south.

Still funny, heard this on John Boy and Billy a while back.

February 3rd, 2007, 09:49 AM

I heard this morning that if were not out by 2009 Hilary will make sure were out, because she will be president, and she will get us out.

Got to say i like how she dropped the little joke about how to deal with men. Kind of joked about how she dealt with Bill....... [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Didn't say it directly but it was implied.

**JFDevil** · February 5th, 2007, 06:58 PM

**imported_biggamesjames** · February 5th, 2007, 08:18 PM

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I heard this morning that if were not out by 2009 Hilary will make sure were out, because she will be president, and she will get us out.

Got to say i like how she dropped the little joke about how to deal with men. Kind of joked about how she dealt with Bill....... [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Didn't say it directly but it was implied.

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Problem is the crowd got it and took it as a joke but she didn't get it herself.